Martha Martha Martha

The fact that Martha Stewart is electing to go to jail sooner rather than later is a signal that she plans on returning to the public eye in some manner after her parole. Fascinating, huh? She's probably already planning the "triumphant return". May I suggest some other celebrities to confer with? Here, here, here, here, and these.

Mobile Phone Pricing Quirks

I think this is what happens when sophisticated pricing models contradict common business-sense. I actually think that the phone companies probably know what they are doing here.

Stand Clear Please

How many times do you think it took the guy to record "stand clear of the closing door, please" exactly right. How did he know that the taunting sing-song quality was just annoying enough to seep into the popular conciousness. Do you think there was some type of marketing appear to creating catchy safety messages? Or maybe I should just get some sleep.